fentanyl gets to the u.s. from china. it's a big deal. it's important how we hope you follow it thanks for inviting us into your home tonight. that is it for this "special report," fair, balanced and still unafraid. "jesse watters primetime" is right now. jesse, i know you have a great show tonight. >> jesse: i do. i also just texted you a meme, you are going to love it check it out. >> bret: okay. good. i will check it out. >> pete: see you later. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: imagine what would happen if "jesse watters primetime" sent producers to capitol hill to harass the democrats. say i sent my assistant johnny to bang on nancy pelosi' door or scream at aoc while she is recording a tiktok video? johnny is completely unleashed without any supervision just terrorizing every liberal who gets in his way. he may even have a puppet that he is foisting in people's faces. i think that's the last time we

would ever see johnny alive. many people would probably like that but i would need a new assistant. the outrage from the democrats and the media would be humongous. they would throw johnny in solitary, probably shackle him. they would need very small shackles though because johnny's leg are very skinny. his tan face would be plastered all over cnn and msnbc. they would dox his family poor, poor mrs. bell saraio. meanwhile poor johnny sleeping on a cold concrete floor. diney one meal a day through that tiny slot. worst of all, no one on the inside to steam his shirt. johnny would never survive under these conditions. but the media and the left would be perfectly fine with johnny behind bars. in fact, they would probably celebrate it as a victory for democracy. you see, johnny does not have liberal privilege. so he has got to watch his back. he can't just stage a comedy koop and get away with it.

only democrats are allowed to do that like stephen colbert and his dog face puppet soldier triumph. colbert incited a insurrection last week or as chuck schumer would say insurrection when he sent a mob of people to breach the capitol building to harass members of congress and intimidate them and prevent them from doing their congressional duty. they succeeded thanks to adam schiff and another democrat named jake ouchen close. get sunni tight, the democrat machine immediately kicked into gear. nothing to see here. no mug shots, no surveillance video. nothing and they got to go home. because, as you know by now, it's democrat when a democrat commits a crime. they think it's funny. watch. >> here is what happened last week i heard from my old colleague triumph the insult comic dog. [laughter] triumph offered to go down to d.c. and interview some congress

people to highlight the january 6th hearings. after they finished their interviews, they were doing some last-minute puppet tri and joey make them up in the hallway when triumph and approached and detained by the capitol police. this is first degree puppetry. high jinx. in this case a puppet doing puppet stuff. >> jesse: see, they think it's funny. this isn't the first time they pulled a stunt like this. we learned today that a man who works for congressman timothy highsen. here is johnny. was caught on camera back in different instances from january to march vandalizing republican marjorie taylor greene's office. you probably didn't hear much about that. but needless to say, we checked with the doj. they have no plans to prosecute him. the liberal privilege kicked in. the u.s. attorney's office in d.c., the same one who is bringing charges against januarg

schiff's former bag man a pass. they only prosecute conservative criminals now. so if kevin mccarthy sent an aide to, you know, t.p. ilhan omar's office in the middle of the night, obviously a hate crime, he would be in the gulag with the rest of the deplorables. a double standard is stark. they refuse to charge liberals or release their mug shots but conservatives, they get treated like ted bundy. which is weird because we know how serious the left is taking unlawful entry of the capitol on january 6th. >> there has never been a bigger or more important story in american history than this. >> this is the most important story in the history of the republic. >> it was chilling, the videos were chilling and i think it's going to be historic. >> yeah. >> this was orders of magnitude worse than watergate. >> this is so much worse than something like watergate. this is so much worse than watergate. this is a watershed moment for our democracy.

>> you don't invite triumph the insult comic dog to cover the greatest assault on democracy in the history of this country. >> reporting from the greatest deliberative body in the world. for me to poop on. >> all right. we are situated by the senate offices. with new evidence piling up, republicans are working tirelessly to ignore all of it. oh, boy. [knocking] >> come on, it's your old pal. senator, senator graham, another question, why do you like like every guy that saw the katz alone? >> jesse: that's who the democrats want to cover the biggest story in american history. a puppet is your correspondent for the most important story in the history of the republic. adam schiff is conducting so-called serious hearings and then steps outside to do interviews with a dog puppet?

schiff wants to be like sod badly that he will do anything to make stephen colbert happy. he was actually on colbert's show two weeks ago. >> we are not out of the woods. it would be one thing if what started on january 6th or democ. instigators can still just waltz right into the capitol and intimidate members of congress. and our colbert conspiring the press the cbs producer's mug shots from being released by capitol police? it wouldn't be the first time schiff colluded with the media to push a political agenda. while we work on getting those for you, we have commissioned a mugshot of triumph, the insult comic dog.

we imagine this is what he looked like at the time of his arrest. "primetime" won't stop demanding the capitol police make the actual mug shots public. and you can help us, too. you can reach the head of capitol police jay thomas manger there on the screen 202-224-1677. be polite. but maybe he will take your calls because he is stonewalling fox. but who knows how long it will be or even if we get the mug shots because the left plays by a different set of rules. when a democrat commits a crime it gets scrubbed. they are actually presumed innocent. democrats have these d.a.s in their pockets. they are all political animals. look what is happening in california right now. we have big pauly's mugshot but it was like pulling teeth. like a three card monty dealing with these people. they are still stonewalling on the dash cam video. they are treating this like the footage, like it was a sex tape. wait, is it a sex tape?

we don't know because they won't show us what happened. prove me wrong, napoleon pa county d.a. that paul pelosi at any time have someone else in his porsche that night. if this was lauren bosht's husband failing a field sobriety test it would have been looped on msnbc for days. according to california highway patrol, all records are being withheld pursuant to government code section 6254. that's a provision that allows them to bury evidence at the victim's request. is pauly p. the victim? did he ask california highway patrol and the napa county d.a. to cover this up? well, we are going to find out. a amanda ray is in charge of california highway patrol. she takes orders from governor newsom and gets paid a pretty penny. ray makes $267,000 a year. pretty sweet gig. so she is probably willing to do anything to keep her job. like possibly cover up for a member of california's royal

family. if you don't believe this whole thing is political, just look at the supposedly nonpartisan charity mothers against drunk driving. in the past, madd has called out drunk drivers by name describing them as dangerous criminals who must be held accountable. quote: no exceptions, no excuses. but they took a much different approach with pappa pauly p. after nearly 20 attempts to contact them we finally heard back today. they released a statement. not blasting pauly p. by name or anything. but, instead, saying this, quote: we are awaiting the outcome of this investigation to determine next steps. so the moms aren't really that mad. they are going to sit this one out. but we are not. because you deserve to know what really happened that night. did pappa pauly p. have anybody else in the car with him? did he try to bribe police? did he make a pass at the arresting officer? we can only guess. so keep calling the california

highway patrol commissioner and the napa district attorney, number is on the screen right there. again, be polite. maybe that can have an effect. today we served allison haley, napa's d.a. and the ball is now in her court. the clock is ticking. and by the way, where the heck are all the whistleblowers. we need good, honest people to breakthrough all the b.s. and release all these mug shots and videos the democrats are trying to hide. it's almost like this country only leaks to the left. let's see if we can even this thing out. brian claypool is a dui and civil rights attorney. he joins me now. all right, brian, what's going on with the capitol police? it sounds like they don't just really do things by the book over there, do they? >> yeah, hey, jesse, great to be back with you. look, we are living in a really dangerous times. i never thought our legal system, the justice system would be under siege by a left wing

radical groups. can you imagine that prosecutors now are making determinations on their own to avoid the constitution, to not even pay attention to the constitution, to give hall passes to people that have clearly committed crimes? somebody was on colbert's show or one of his clips he said democracy. this isn't democracy anymore. it's hypocrisy. this is a new blue code of justice where like you said, these people should be prosecuted. for example, this guy defaced a wall in a federal building, jesse. i researched it. there is a d.c. law on the books. he violated that law unequivocally seven times. he should have seven charges against him and, guess what? the penalty isn't, you know, go walk out on the street and clean the street. the penalty is up to six months in jail for each offense. and then we hear from the -- from prosecutors there oh, we're not going to press charges

because a federal judge would never let these charges hold up in court. that is absolute garbage. it's pathetic and defies the constitution. >> jesse: same thing comey said about clinton. oh, you know, i don't think we could ever prosecute this because, you know, i don't really think is a judge is ever going to hear it we don't usually prosecute things like this. destroying evidence? lying? because we didn't know her intent at the time like that ever really matters at all. what is going on in california though? because, again, you know, you get stonewalled on the east coast, you go west. you get stonewalled on the west coast. what the heck is going on with these political appointees? it's like a little patronage mill over there and they just protect their own. >> yeah, dude, it is so dangerous out here in california. i'm quite frankly embarrassed to be on your show saying i'm from california. i wouldn't call it the department of justice anymore.

i would call it the department of favors passing out favors to everybody who breaks the law in d.c. and in california, what do we have here? we have a spineless, district attorney in napa who hides behind this public records act law and says there is an ongoing investigation so she can't give you what you are entitled. to say the dash cam video, for example? make no mistake about it. there's no investigation going on. what -- this isn't a murder case, jesse. we are not looking for a weapon, right? we are not looking for an alibi. we are not looking for d.n.a. evidence. >> jesse: yeah. >> it's the dash cam. jets jess right. we saw what he did to the other vehicle. we saw that he blew over .8. >> exactly. >> jesse: that's it. case closed right there. what more do you need to investigate? that's just a joke. listen, we are going to get to the bottom of this. we are going to get the videos from both. if they can release january 6th footage why can't they release

this? it doesn't make any sense. brian, thank you so much for your expertise. >> you bet. thanks for having me. >> jesse: while everything else is getting more expensive, we found the one thing in america that is getting cheaper. ♪ >> jesse: it involves kamala harris. right back. ♪ ♪

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>> jesse: in biden's america our bank accounts have been drained. mortgage rates are skyrocketing, gas prices record highs and inflation makes grocery shopping feel like christmas shopping. everything is more expensive. well, i guess not everything. there is something that's been placed on the clearance rack. you can get it for almost 70%

off. do you know what it is? a photo op. with vice president kamala harris. i'm serious a photo with kamala harris is the only thing in biden's america that's actually gotten cheaper. the dnc reportedly slashed the price for a picture with the v.p. from $15,000 to just $5,000. that's what we call supply and demand. something i didn't think democrats could understand until now. nobody is buying tickets to her events and nobody wants a picture with the vice president. gutfeld charges more for a photo. so why is the price dropping like a rock? well, because of moments like this. >> we all sat and watched the ketanji brown jackson hearing. what did you think when you watched that hearing? >> i will tell you, joy, i experienced great joy.

brilliant, phenomenal black woman jurist be so smart. >> jesse: she sounds like my aunt after four shard done nays. do you know what never came up curing that interview the border? didn't joe make kamala the border czar? of course he did. since then the crisis has only gotten worse. over a million illegal immigrants released into the united states. they break into the country and kamala, the uber driver zips them into a city near you. they gave her five stars. sound like occurring every day. new footage showing hundreds and hundreds of migrants flooding into arizona nothing stopping them. borders wide open. get this, kamala, our border czar was nowhere to be found when biden announced a new migration plan at summit earlier this month.

wait, this was supposed to be kamala's thing. biden didn't each care if she was around. not a good look. kamala can't seem to get it right. but this week, she had a chance to redeem herself to talk about something she is really passionate about. juneteenth. so on monday, she gave a group of kids a little history lesson. >> you know how i think about juneteenth? i think that we all know today is the day freedom and think about it in context of -- know that black people in america were not free for 400 years of slavery. >> jesse: i'm for juneteenth extra holiday we are paid not to work. it's a good thing. what she said 400 years of slavery was completely wrong. slavery in america didn't last that long. she is out by like 150 years. so the only thing worse than kamala's interviews are her history lessons. she can't get the facts straight

either way. i get it i have been spending a lot of time talking about the v.p.'s bad week. cheer up, kamala it get better, despite all screw ups and 39% approval rating still on the path to becoming president. it appears yesterday was the unofficial launch to kamala's 2024 presidential campaign. watch. >> we know that this forecast includes vice president harris. i support her and i am just saying that if he -- chooses not to run again, first on my list after him would be kamala harris. >> jesse: clyburn's endorsement may have been a little lukewarm so it is still an endorsements. america, get ready, kamala is coming whether you like it or not. newt gingrich is the former speaker of the house and author of defeating big government socialism. all right, so, speaker, she is now all into photo op.s and

softballs on msnbc. she is not border czar anymore. it's presidential campaign season, obviously. how do you interpret clyburn who tapped joe to be the nominee now basically tapping kamala to be his successor? >> look, she is crazy enough to satisfy the left. she fits all the various, you know, personality requirements. she is a woman. she a woman of color. she comes from our biggest state. the fact is that the easiest way to understand kamala harris is she is the first product of the modern teacher's union woke education system to get to national offers. she doesn't know anything. she doesn't know how to learn anything. she is inarticulate and she is not sure what the big words mean anyone. in that sense she is very representative of million of americans who have been cheated by a school system which no

longer functions and no longer does its job. so i never take her seriously except that she is vice president. and under some terrible circumstances she could actually be president. and that would be horrifying; however bad you think joe biden is, kamala harris would, in fact, rapidly surpass him and achieve worst president in american history. i think within 30 days. it's inconceivable but it could happen. >> jesse: do you think there might be a thought going through joe biden's mind and i'm not finished with the question. and the thought might be. >> i was requesting to say -- >> jesse: the thought might be this: i have to run for re-election not to save the country from trump but to save the country from kamala. >> no. i think the most recent thought that went through his head was where do i put my foot on the bicycle. [laughter]

why did that not work. after that thought, i'm not sure what thought he has had. in fact, i think he may still be occasionally daydreaming why did i not do it right? i have been doing it for all these years. i think if biden is capable, he will try to run again, look. he has got the big house, marine one helicopter, air force one, he gets down to delaware faster than he ever did when he was a senator. why we give all that. it's not like is he actually working at the job. you give an occasional speech off the teleprompter. you do an occasional late night comedy show. you don't take yourself seriously and nobody else does either. the danger for the world is that the united states instead of have a commander-in-chief has a comedian in chief it's very dangerous for us and the rest of the world. >> jesse: is he grown too accustomed to the transportation

trappings ofthe white house ands vice president. they are luring. you would have to kick me out of there. but i think we need the country to be number one, not the easy trips to delaware. >> now, remember, every day jill reminds him, joe, you are in the white house. oh, yeah. that's really good, isn't it? and every single one i'm sure that's part of their morning just after he shaves. >> jesse: don't cut yourself, joe. we have got kamala right there. >> that's right. >> jesse: be careful. thank you so much, speaker as always. >> glad to do it, thanks. >> jesse: the navy is arming our sailors with pronounce. >> hi my name is johnny i use see him. >> we are here to talk about pronouns. >> jesse: the cdc protecting yourself from monkeypox. ♪

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>> jesse: america sense weakness rocket man shooting missiles into the sea. also planning on testing a nuke soon. iran is already ramping up nuclear program testing joe biden's mettle and they are buzzing american warships in the strait of hormuz. in syria putin launched airstrikes recently against our local allies. china is sending bomber jets over taiwan and testing their missile defense systems. what's our military up to? well, fox news digital exclusively obtained documents that show army officers in training at west point are studying critical race theory. west point cadets are being forced to take lessons in whiteness. the class on battle tactics i just probably got canceled, i guess. one slide reads: in order to understand racial inequality and slavery it is first necessary to

address whiteness. whiteness is a location of structural advantage of race privilege. whiteness refers to a set of cultural practices that are usually unmarked and unnamed. another slide asks do you think affirmative action creates an environment for reverse discrimination? use crt to support your answer. what does any of this have to do with protecting our country? nothing. but it's not just the army. the navy is hard at work training sailors on creating safe spaces. safe spaces from what, you might ask? wrong pronouns. hi, my name is johnny and i use he/him pronouns. >> hi and i use she, her pronouns. we are here to talk about pronouns. using the right pronouns is a simple way to affirm someone's identity. it is a signal of acceptance and respect. >> do not pressure anybody into giving you their pronouns. some people may be going through the process of discovery and they are not ready yet to tell

them what their pronouns are and that's okay. >> instead of saying hey like guys, you can say hey, everyones or hey team. some teams in are very difficult to pronounce do you know what is easy to pronounce? she, he, they. >> jesse: what makes our military to powerful is the rigorous training regiments battle tested over hundreds of years. seal team 6 didn't ask for bin laden's pronouns before lighting him up, they had a mission to complete. they got it done. russia, china, north korea and iran probably laughing at this right now. we have the greatest military on the planet. the most high tech weapons and bravest soldiers. the people in charge are taking that for granted. instead of instilling american values into these young cadets they are making them weaker by shaming them. why would they do that? matthew lower meyer is a lieutenant colonel commander

forced to resign from the military for speaking against wokeness. so why are they trying to confuse distract young cadets and shame them about who they are? >> jesse, thanks for having me on to talk about this important issue. you said our enemies might be laughing at us over these things and indeed they may be. i will tell you exactly what the american people and our service members who are wearing the uniform of their country are thinking about this, misplaced priorities. misplaced priorities is perhaps distraction perhaps the only way that you are able to characterize the way our senior military leaders are behaving right now and what their policies are conveying to our service members that's why the american people and people in uniform, our service members regardless of their age and regardless of probably their political bent and regardless of their rank are losing their trust and confidence in our senior military leaders' ability to lead right now. let me point out one thing i just learned yesterday. this is dramatically affecting

our recruitment and retention efforts across all branches of the military. i heard yesterday that we have 800 and 90 new who have accepted appointments to the u.s. air force academy this year to attend next year down several hundred from what our typical acceptance rate is of these appointments from nearly 1400 a year there are a lot of people in this country right now who are being disincentivized from joining the services which should concern the american people and there are a lot of good people leaving the service right now who for their entire lives thought they would stick around for a very long time. it's disappointing and discouraging to see this. >> we are getting our military. and i don't see how instilling crt helps unit cohesion. it actually destroys it. >> that's right. >> jesse: i honestly think they want it destroyed because there is no other reason for them to be teaching that stuff at west point. west point should be ashamed of itself and they should answer for that. >> yeah. this stuff, jesse, sows division. you know it, many of the american people are waking up do

this and our military thrives on unity. you cannot have effective mission capabilities and you can't assure mission readiness unless you have a unified force. this destroys unity. in fact, last week, i interviewed an f-16 pilot that's now available on youtube. this guy is being purged from the military right now along with 700 other pilots right now because of the biden administration's policies. the people need to -- the people in this country need to wake up, be educated about what's taking place in our military, and then they need to become activated about it. >> jesse: they sure should. thank you so much, matt. >> thanks, jesse. >> jesse: americans are faced with a serious dilemma. these days. they are afraid of catching monkeypox but they are also desperately horny. and that's a problem. because as we have learned monkeypox is often spread through sexual contact. thankfully the cdc put out some guidelines. handy dandy little guideline to

help you safely get it on. at first the cdc suggested you wear protection, not condoms, masks. and then they realized monkeypox wasn't airborne so they walked it back. but they are sticking by three pieces of advice, three, not four. three. step one, social distance, so instead of having sex, the cdc suggests you and your partners stay 6 feet apart while you do your thing. step 2. keep it clean. be sure to wash your hands. sex toys and fetish gear after every use. again, this is the cdc orders. step 3: keep your pants on. patience with rashes are advised to wear clothing while doing the deed. i thought the left wanted to keep the government out of the bedroom. guess i was wrong. why is the irs buying almost a million dollars worth of bullets?

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>> jesse: biden has made it

pretty clear he wants to take away guns. >> do you think the deer you are hunting wear kevlar vests. >> 9-millimeter bullets blow the lung out of the body. >> no amendment to the constitution is absolute. >> while he tries to claw back at your second amendment. we are learning that he is quietly arming the government to the teeth. federal agencies are buying up an unprecedented amount of ammo. but not for the fbi or the dea. agencies that we have never even heard of are stock spoiling ammunition like the apocalypse is around the corner. do you know what the railroad retirement board is? it doesn't matter. they spent thousands of dollars on 9-millimeter bullets. are we worried about train robberies? i'm not sure why an american taxpayer is buying retired conductors bullets. the irs is also loading up. they spent three quarters of a million dollars on ammo just this year alone. that's enough for a small army. i guess zelenskyy has enough.

the timing is strange. the country is going through an ammo shortage and the government is buying up as many bullets as they can get their hands on. is that related? why is the biden administration doing this? i don't know. is biden weaponizing the irs again like obama did against the tea party? what does an accountant at the irs need a firearm for? i'm going to pay my taxes, guys. i swear. don't shoot. congressman matt gaetz is a member of the judiciary committee and he joins me now. congressman, what the heck is going on here? >> call me old fashioned but i thought the heaviest artillery and irs agent would need would be a calculator. i imagine the irs in green eye shades and cubicles not busting doors down and emptying glock clips on our fellow americans. certainly it's troubling that in 2022 alone. the irs has spent around $725,000 on ammunition so. here's the biden plan, disarm

americans, open the border, empty the prisons but rest assured they will still collect your taxes. and they need $725,000 worth of ammunition apparently to get the job done. >> jesse: i'm sure they have a couple agents that are armed that kick down the doors of white collar criminals once in a while, right? those aren't the guys that are going to go out in a blaze of gunfire, right? these guys probably have lawyers. they will probably, you know, arrange something where they can walk in and get booked and leave. >> tax cheat isn't usually a term we hear alongside armed and dangerous. and there was a report that showed over a 10-year period the irs actually stockpiled $11 million worth of ammunition. that's why i'm working on legislation to put a total moratorium on the irs buying ammo. i mean, we used to talk about the irs being weaponized. we were talking about political discrimination not actual weapons for the irs. >> do you think that there is a relationship between the ammo

shortage in the country and the government buying up a lot of ammo? >> oh, undeniably. part of the strategy is that with one hand the biden regime is doing everything they can to suppress access to ammunition for regular americans while, with the other hand, they are scooping up all of the ammo that they can possibly find. i'm not against stockpiling ammunition. but you shouldn't have to be a d.c. accountant to do it. you ought to be able to be a mechanic in members cola. >> jesse: i know i'm getting audited after i pushed for the pelosi mugshot. guys, if you come get me, it's fine. i'm unarmed. i swear. congressman matt gaetz, thanks so much for joining "primetime." >> thank you, jesse. >> jesse: inflation has americans going to extreme measures to save money. watcher this. ♪ ♪ >> by washing my clothes in the shower with me, i'm saving at least $15 a month because i don't have to use a washer, a dryer, soap.

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♪♪ >> jesse: joe biden said a recession is not ineffortable and his press secretary, this is what she says. >> can you talk a little bit about if you're doing anything at all to prevent a recession or a rise in unemployment? >> we're in a moment of transition. we don't see a recession right now. we're not in a recession right now. right now we're in a transition where we will, we are going to go into a place of stable and steady growth >> jesse: funny they said the exact same thing about inflation, yet here we are at a 40 year high. most americans are struggling to pay for stuff so we're budgeting. who better to talk about getting the biggest bang for your buck than an extreme cheap skate. >> i don't know why anyone would spend money on a car wash when you can literally get it for free at the gas station. >> i never spend money on condiments. anytime you go to a restaurant take extra when you're there. >> save money on your cups, i

reuse yogurt cups. >> i took bulbs out of the refrigerator saves me $40 a year in e electric trick. >> i take tags off of shirt because if it goes out of style you can return them later. >> by washing my clothes in the shower with me i'm saving at least $15 a month. >> i keep a bucket in there and it catches all the excess water. at the end of the week when i'm ready to flush the toilet, i take the water and power it directly into the toilet and it causes the toilet to flush. >> joining me is from extreme cheap skate. are you wearing the same shirt you were wearing in the video. >> that's right jessie. i don't know anything about anything so i'm excited to give you my expert opinion >> jesse: so what is your expert opinion on saving money? do you have anything else that you do besides what we just saw? >> you name it. well, i just put a vending machine in my house because my roommate keeps taking all my groceries so that's helped with

the bills a little bit. but, yeah, i'll tell you what, the crazy -- my grandpa got me into this when i was a kid and i remember he had this old woody wagon and he lived on a hill and he would put it in neutral and just glide two miles down the hill and then he would start the car when he got to the bottom. so he was going infinite miles per gallon but it blows my mind people are all bent out of shape about gas prices. jesse we have the single best free transportation system in the entire country. it's called your feet. people need to use it more. we should have a pandemic of people walking on the highway. the number one crime in in america right now should be jay walking, there should be jay walkers everywhere. we're due for a fitness revolution. in all seriousness jesse i will literally cut my lawn with a pair of scissors before i'll put $5 per gallon worth of gas in my lawn mower.

jesse, i will literally steal pregnant goats from the cincinnati zoo before i put $5 worth of gas in my lawn mower. jesse, are you listening to me? >> jesse: i'm listening. i'm listening. i can't believe you're wearing the same shirt. >> jesse, i will literally siphon gas out of nancy pelosi's husband's car before i put $5 per gallon worth of gas in my lawn mower >> jesse: and you would be doing the country a public service because then he wouldn't drive drunk and just wreck some other vehicle. listen i think you're on to something. >> you heard it here first >> jesse: i hope the country watches this. i don't want everybody showering in their clothes but i like the idea of cutting blades of grass with scissors i think you can save a fortune. thank you so much. >> or get a goat >> jesse: only in biden's america p do me a favor and wash the shirt. >> biden's america, he has a solution for the inflation problem. i think he's going to give us another round of stimulus

checks. hey! >> jesse: all right, get the hell out of here. thank you. >> hey, if you only -- >> jesse: watters window. tomorrow night we have a big investigation into john kerry. he's been flying around on our dime, biden's sent him all over the world we got the flight record. we assume he's been cutting deals because that's what he did, remember his son and biden's son, they were in business together, burisma, they had all kinds of dealings. he's up to something and we've sniffed it out. so we're going to have those receipts tomorrow night. >> time for some text messages, richard, i called the capitol police and requested photos be released from the colbert gang. they slammed the phone on me. dave, try calling again >> dale from will you be on was the brains he must be impooched. jason from arizona we should be demanding on the root causes of

immigration. kamala harris has been studying those root causes for two years. what has she discovered. >> i don't think kamala has studied anything if you listen to newt beginning rim. >> john how much does it cost not to take a photo with kamala? ryan, don't worry jesse, johnny would do fine in jail. he's already spent a day working for gutfeld. yeah, that was hard labor and johnny's never been the same since. dave from ohio, jesse, my wife would like cbs to stop interrupting her soap opera young and the restless for their kangaroo court on daytime tv. that has to be the majority of opinions of most americans sitting at home trying to watch the soaps and adam schiff's face comes on the screen. not a good-looking guy. could never make it in a soap opera. and also there's no sex at the hearing. so many people sitting at home are very upset. they don't want to watch it.

david from new jersey why does fox allow someone with such little intelligence to have a show? you know they gave hannity a show and they figured that worked, you might as well give watters one. that's all for tonight. dvr prime time. tucker carlson's up next and always remember i'm watters and this is my world. ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ >> tucker: good evening and welcome to tucker carlson tonight. so last thursday, last week on thursday talk show host stephen colbert dispatched a group of seven of his employees to washington, dc. their job, break into the u.s. capitol complex and harass lawmakers inside. the group toot entry arrived in the afternoon were met almost immediately by uniformed capitol hill police officers who threw them out. but apparently on orders from colbert they returned at about 4:00 p.m. on thursday the g